Q: I need one of these amazing puñatas for a party this weekend, but I don't want to break the bank on shipping overnight. Any help?
A: Actually, yes! We've created the Small Vagina Piñatas with shipping time, and costs, in mind. These generally take only 1-3 business days for domestic shipments, and the shipping costs only $8. Standard processing time is 0-2 business days. Email us at email@example.com to get the current processing time.
Q: How long will it take to get my Puñata?**
A: Domestic shipments sent via Standard Ground generally take anywhere from 3-6 business days**. Processing time is 1-3 business days. If you need the Puñata by a certain date, please drop us a line at firstname.lastname@example.org and we'll do our best to make it happen!
**Shipping time is an approximation. We can not be held liable for shipping delays.
Q: Can you ship my Puñata international or faster than ground?
A: Yep! Please email us for more info at email@example.com.
Q: What sizes do they come in?
A: (see specs below)
Q: Is this a real piñata?
A: Yes. Yes it is.
Q: What do you fill a Vagina Piñata with?
A: Well, you can fill it with candy, like every other piñata out there. But at our own gatherings, we fill them with candy plus condoms, little bottles of booze, lube- anything you can fit in it's hole, really!
Q: Are the candies/lube/booze included?
A: Nope! You're on your own there. But we do have some candy-colored condoms you can add to any order.
Q: What is it made of?
A: The same stuff as other piñatas- cardboard, tissue paper, a wire to hang it from, and lots of love.
Q: Where’s the hole?
A: Here's why our piñatas are sealed.
Vagina Pinatas come to you completely sealed. There are no openings that have been cut into your piñata. We do this for several reasons. Leaving the piñata sealed helps to protect the piñata during shipment. If we were to cut in a hole, the chances of your piñata coming to you damaged increases; and we like for your order to be perfect. Also, because so many different items may be inserted into the piñata, you know best what sized hole to cut. And lastly, some people simply don’t want to put anything into the piñata and prefer to leave it sealed. So, we leave that up to you :)
How to cut the candy hole
In order to fill your piñata, we recommend a hole located about here:
The hole should be wide enough to fit the items you’re putting into it. Generally, we found that about 2” is good, but may need to be adjusted depending on the candy, condoms, etc. going into it.
If you cut the hole in a triangular shape (rather than a square) by cutting a “V” shape, you can generally make an adjustment to make it larger with relatively no hassle. Just extend the arms of the “V” by cutting a bit further.
Here is what we at Vagina Piñatas have found to be the best method in filling your piñata:
1. In the location shown in the drawing, start a “V” shape by cutting in a downward diagonal angle from left to right. Use a knife or other sharp tool. This is for ADULTS ONLY! No children should be cutting the V.
2. Finish the “V” by cutting another downward angle to meet at the crotch of the “V”. The top of the “V” should be wide enough to fit your adult piñata items into.
3. Don’t push in the flap of the V! Leave it pulled out so that the items can be inserted.
4. Now fill the piñata!
6. To close your piñata, simply push the flap of the V back down. Use tape to seal it if necessary.
Finito! Enjoy your piñata and have fun at the party!
Our policy lasts 7 days. If 7 days have gone by since your purchase, unfortunately we can’t offer you a refund or exchange. Refunds are for product only. Unfortunately, we can not offer refunds on shipping charges. There is a 20% restocking fee for all returned items.
To be eligible for a return, your item must be unused and in the same condition that you received it. It must also be in the original packaging.
To complete your return, we require a receipt or proof of purchase.
Refunds (if applicable)
Once your return is received and inspected, we will send you an email to notify you that we have received your returned item. We will also notify you of the approval or rejection of your refund.
If you are approved, then your refund will be processed, and a credit will automatically be applied to your credit card or original method of payment, within a certain amount of days.
Late or missing refunds (if applicable)
If you haven’t received a refund yet, first check your bank account again.
Then contact your credit card company, it may take some time before your refund is officially posted.
Next contact your bank. There is often some processing time before a refund is posted.
If you’ve done all of this and you still have not received your refund yet, please contact us at firstname.lastname@example.org.
Sale items (if applicable)
Only regular priced items may be refunded, unfortunately sale items cannot be refunded.
Please contact us at email@example.com to obtain a shipping address to send the returned item to.
You will be responsible for paying for your own shipping costs for returning your item. Shipping costs are non-refundable. If you receive a refund, the cost of return shipping will be deducted from your refund.
Depending on where you live, the time it may take for your exchanged product to reach you, may vary.
If you are shipping an item over $75, you should consider using a trackable shipping service or purchasing shipping insurance. We don’t guarantee that we will receive your returned item.