Party Ideas For Adults

How to cut a candy hole into your Vagina Piñata March 16 2015

So where’s the hole? Here's why our piñatas are sealed.

Vagina Pinatas come to you completely sealed. There are no openings that have been cut into your piñata. We do this for several reasons. Leaving the piñata sealed helps to protect the piñata during shipment. If we were to cut in a hole, the chances of your piñata coming to you damaged increases; and we like for your order to be perfect. Also, because so many different items may be inserted into the piñata, you know best what sized hole to cut. And lastly, some people simply don’t want to put anything into the piñata and prefer to leave it sealed. So, we leave that up to you :)

How to cut the candy hole

In order to fill your piñata, we recommend a hole located about here:

The hole should be wide enough to fit the items you’re putting into it. Generally, we found that about 2” is good, but may need to be adjusted depending on the candy, condoms, etc. going into it.

If you cut the hole in a triangular shape (rather than a square) by cutting a “V” shape, you can generally make an adjustment to make it larger with relatively no hassle. Just extend the arms of the “V” by cutting a bit further.

Here is what we at Vagina Piñatas have found to be the best method in filling your piñata:

1. In the location shown in the drawing, start a “V” shape by cutting in a downward diagonal angle from left to right. Use a knife or other sharp tool. This is for ADULTS ONLY! No children should be cutting the V.

2. Finish the “V” by cutting another downward angle to meet at the crotch of the “V”. The top of the “V” should be wide enough to fit your adult piñata items into.

3. Don’t push in the flap of the V! Leave it pulled out so that the items can be inserted.

4. Now fill the piñata!

6. To close your piñata, simply push the flap of the V back down. Use tape to seal it if necessary.

Finito! Enjoy your piñata and have fun at the party!


What Should I put into My Adult Piñata? April 07 2014

As fine purveyors of adult party games, we naturally get a lot of questions regarding what we would put into our very own piñatas (besides candy). Well, we’ve come up with a very fine list for you!

Mini Bottles of Alcohol

Well this is a no-brainer. Of course your adult party needs an adult piñata full of adult beverages! Who couldn’t appreciate that? Just be sure to set up the piñata over a semi-soft surface (such as grass) so that the bottles don’t break. If the bottles are glass or the piñata is hung over a hard surface, we’ve had pretty good luck with wrapping the bottles in newspaper or pages from porn magazines.

Toys with Flare

Plastic Magical Unicorns? Hello Kitty Necklaces? Shiny plastic rings? Yes yes yes! We’re adults (kind of) but we still love this stuff! Get some of those cheap but fabulous kid's toys and toss them in to the mix.

Dollar Bills y’all!

I remember when I was a kid, there would be a stampede of screaming children running and diving for the candy when it was set free from the piñata. Want to see this kind of reaction from your adult friends? Well of course you do! Fill your piñata with some bills! Make it rain!

Gift Certificates

Dollar bills not enough? Well then, perhaps you should get some gift certificates. Starbucks, iTunes, Amazon, and AMC Theaters are pretty popular on the list. Also, if you are the type to put gift certificates into your piñata, I would like to be your friend. Please send me an email. Thanks.

Lottery Tickets

Just be sure that the winner splits the profits with you!

Condoms

We almost forgot! Condoms, of course. Buy them here.

Honorable Mentions

Deck of Cards, Bottle Openers, USB Thumb Drives, Lube, Chewing Gum, Breath Mints, Mini Energy Drinks (e.g. 5 Hour Energy), metal jacks, and finger puppets.

We’ll keep on adding to this list as we come up with more. Promise.